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Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge.
Husband:Pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi.
Advocate:Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija
Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!!
Pati patni mandir main!
Pati-tumne kya manga?
Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne.
Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho
Chota bacha apni maa se,
Maa main itna bada kab hunga
ke apse poche bina
har jaga chala jaun
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Maa buhat pyaar se,
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Beta itna bada to tera baap bhi nahi hua aaj tak.
Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna,
Dubai jao to jewelry,
France jao to perfume!!
Husband ne jal ke kaha,
Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?
Wife: APNI VIDEO
Husband- Mujhe nind nhi aa rahi hai!!
Wife- jao aur kitchen ka sara bartan saaf kar do!
Husband – Arey pagli!!! Main Neend mein bol raha hun!
Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai?
Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi.
In Court Judge to Lady:
You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumne..!
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Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha, main samjhi mere pati ghar dair se aaye hain..!!!
Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho.
Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho.
Police – “aapke ghar kee talaashi leni hai !”
Santa – “kyon ?”
Police – “khabar mili hai ki aapne ek khatarnaak aatankwadi ko apne ghar mein rakhaa hua hai !”
Santa – “khabar to bilkul sahi hai bhai … par aajkal woh maayke gai hui hai !
Patni:-kyon jab main moti hojaaungi,tab bhi tum mujhe aise hi pyaar karoge?
Pati:-bilkul nahin, maine sirf such dukh main saath dene ka vaada kiya tha.
patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho..
pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho. .
patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon.!
pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon.
Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.
Husband wife both die in a car crash. Husband becomes bhoot. Wife becomes Dayan.
They both meet after some time.
Husband tells wife: see I became Bhoot after death, but tum bilkul nahi badli.
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha,
Wife – kesa lag raha he ji?
Husband- jese visnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho.
Judge : tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke , daraa ke , dhamka ke , apne control me rakha hai .
Mulzim : judge sahab aisa hai ki ….
Judge : safaai nai ; tarika bata tarika!!!!
A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
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