May 3, 2017

Punjabi Jokes | Funny Jokes in Punjabi

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Punjabi Jokes |Funny Jokes In Punjabi | Punjabi Jokes In English | punjabi sms

 

 

Kudi waleya ne Munde nu puchheya

Tu non- veg khanda

Munda: han , Sharab: han , Smack: han, Jua: haan

Sab kuch Negetive hai kujh positive vi hai

Munda: Hanji HIV+


Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,

Koi Labhda Heer

Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,

Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.


Punjabi Jokes :- Ik Jameendar Apne Ristedar Te Fukri Marda Hoya Kehenda Hai:

Jad Main Savere Savere Car Ch Apni Jameena Dekhan Layi Janda Han Tan Sanjh Tak Vi Poori Jameen Nhi Dekh Paunda.

Rishtedar: Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabadi Nu Bech Ditti Si…


Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gaski problem hai
par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala.
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Doctor: “Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye”.
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(1 week baad)
Old Lady:”Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di….??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa
rahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai”
.
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Doctor:”Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj
karenge……


Ram – Safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahin diya.
Shopkeeper – Iske sath koyi gift nahin hai.
Ram – Ullu matt banao ismein likha hai “Cholesterol Free”


A & B girls are traveling in a train:

A: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
B: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.

A: Crorepati na miley to?
B: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.

A: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
B: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.

UPPER SOYA PASSENGER:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..


daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ……..
but,,
problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ……..
so chak glassy.pa peg….
burrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Sohni g teacher ne 3 jawaka nu thpad mare – punjabi sms
Reaction of students
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Bngali: sorry mam..
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Gujrati:meri kya galti hai mam..
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PUNJABI : shukar ae RABBA ese Bhane Hath Ta Laya Sohneya NE…


 

What is marriage.

“Marriage langar de parshade wang hundi hai..

jis vich chahunde hoye vh koi nukks nahi kadd sakde,

sharda te majburi nal chup-chaap shhaki jao..


Amitab: Ab aakhri sawal 1crore ka what is ur fathers
name?Pappu: Hasne laga.Amitabh: Has kyon rhe ho.?Pappu: Kanjra option ta de..


Husband aur Wife ki ladai hui.

Husband ghar se chala gaya.

– (Raat ko phone pe) –

Husband : “khana me kya hai”.

Wife : Zeher.

Husband :Mai der se aaunga tum khakar so jana…


Jab se Apko dekha hai.
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subah ko
Sham ko
has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai…

oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..


Heart touching line …!..!!

Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade…
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.
.
.
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..Kamlii..!!!
Aj gol gappe piche lad pai…!!


Arz kiya hai..
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Khushi wo Chiz hai jis se Gum bhulaya jata hai..
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.
.
Aur
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Gum wo chiz Hai mere dost .
Jis se
.
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Lifafa chipkaya jata hai. punjabi sms


Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?

Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?

Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,

par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.


Jab Private School K Bachay Zoo Dekhny Jaty Hen To..
Boy:
“Look Monkey Is Sleeping, Don’t Disturb.”
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Aur Jab Government School K Bachay Jaty Hen To..

“Oye Pappu Dekh Tera Piyo Sutta Para Ay,
Maar Watta”…


Imran Khan: Picnic Per Chalty Hen..
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Sheikh Rasheed: Done.
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Pervez Khatak: Done Bro.
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SMQ: OK Done Bro.
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Day Before Picnic…
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Imran Khan: Paicnic Cancel Yaar, Abbu Nahi Maan Rahy..
Sorry…

Hahahha


Pappu was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Pappu: Jahanpanah, main Pappu hun.

Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Pappu, ghabraate hue: Ji… main…vo… kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi…

Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do…
Pappu pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.


Dil ki Tanhaai ko Aawaz bana letey hen,,
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Bijli jub Chali jaye to Manji Chhat pe Laga letey hen. ;-) punjabi sms


Punjabi Jokes

Aj Ishq de Tournament
ander

Main pyaar de Final
haar gya

Hui Husan di Batting
taiz badi

Hr Chakka boundry
toon paar gya

Mera dilbar guglian
bollan wich

Menu Piyar da
Bouncer maar gya

Kita catch ohne mera
Dil Yaaro

Main jitya Match v
haar gya … ;->


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